Cow Shoes


A little over 100 years ago the Powers That Be
in Washington DC [those who know what's best for us]
decided to ban the production and sale of alcoholic
beverages in the Unites States, issuing in Prohibition.

This closed every legal bar in the country,
but also gave birth to just as many Speakeasy's,
if not more.  Canadian Club Whiskey flowed across
the border from Canada in such quantities that
the company still boasts it produced the most
smuggled whiskey in the world.

Home grown stills popped up all over the country
too, producing alcohol from whatever they could
get to ferment.  The stills were often hidden in
the mountains or the woods, away from the Federal
'Revenuers', who used whatever means necessary to
track these bootleggers up into the hills.

This brought on what was probably the most
inventive idea of its time...

Cow Shoes

Cow hooves were carved from blocks of wood
and fastened to the bottom of the bootleggers
shoes, the idea being that while the Feds
would track runners along the trails, they
wouldn't bother following a cow.

Eventually the government agents got wise to
the gimmick, and Cow Shoes faded away.




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